Let's think about this....
In the 60's Eric Clapton was God.
Could Vai be the Son of Clapton?
Jesus (according to the xtians anyway) rose in April.
Steve Vai just put a new album out (in April?)
Jesus could heal the sick.
Steve Vai can heal your desire to pick up the guitar ever again.
Jesus had long, dark hair.
Ditto.
Jesus was probably right handed.
Ditto.
Jesus handled the naysayers.
Steve Vai's guitar has a handle in it.
Jesus created the flowers.
Vai's guitar has floral patterns.
Jesus was nailed to wood.
Vai plays a wood plank with metal strings.
Jesus was crucified because of his beliefs.
Vai gets no airplay because of his music.
Jesus was a product of his father.
Vai is a product of Zappa and Satriani.
Jesus was crucified.
Stevie was spanked.
Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead.
Steve Vai couldn't raise Whitesnake from the dead.
Vai just left his home to tour.
Jesus just left Chicago.
God gave his only son because he loves us......
Steve Vai plays 'For the Love of God'
VAI can do anything on guitar.
Jesus can do anything.
VAI plays like he was being chased by the devil.
Jesus chases the devil.
(and Al DiMeola races with devil on spanish highway)
Jesus was naked
Steve wears clothes
(????)
Hmmmm......
Coincidence???
On the other hand:
Vai chews gum like a cow.
There are no pictures of Jesus chewing gum.
Vai plays a 7 string Ibanez with DiMarzio pickups.
Jesus would have played a Strat with Van Zandts.