gathered from the Fidonet Guitar echo and random suggestions from readers
1) Marshall amps are good for heating bedrooms on a cold, dark night.
2) A 100 watt head will thaw a frozen '66 Stang engine in half an hour.
3) you can cancel your health club membership (yeah, so many musicians have them),
and just lift your Marshall 10 times a night...
4) mass murderers can conceal the bodies of small children in 4 x 12 cabs...
5) see how fast you can make your electric meter run
6) set a strat in front of the cabinet with all controls on '10' and all mice (and
insects,
and people) will get cleared out of the house. Orkin should try this....
7) hang ornaments on a full stack and you've got a cool Christmas tree
...especially if you play 'Jingle bell Rock' on it a full volume...
8) stand in front of a full stack when you get out of the shower in the morning
and the air pressure will dry your hair for you...
9) 4 x 12 cabs make nice end tables for a couch ... hook your VHS hi-fi deck
into them for a cool surround sound effect ... 'Top Gun' through Marshalls .... hmmmmm
10) If you are overweight, you can hide behind your stack (unless you're Leslie West)
11) Use it to check the suspension in your car
12) Keep the European tube industry in business
13) Keep your chiropracter in business
14) So you can say "My other amp's a Marshall" and not be lying.
15) Run an experiment with a Pentium computer to see which fries eggs faster.
16) Use it to kill sales of transistor amps everywhere.
17) Place your 4x12" cabs side by side and put a door on top. It makes a great dining table
18) See how long it takes to completely lose your hearing
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