![[picture of the dog]](joesplat.gif)
"Mommy and Daddy's retarded
black child" 
| 9/25/99: Joey left us today. He will forever be remembered as our best friend. He is mourned by many, and his ashes will be spread over the places he loved and left with the people who loved him most. We miss you, Son. |
Hi, I'm Joe Cocker! I'm definitely my mother's dog. Wherever she goes, I follow her, like a good shadow should. I snore like a banshee and growl at my daddy when he comes into the bedroom. Then I pee on the floor.
But let's face it, I'm the cutest thing Mommy has ever seen, and regularly get away with murder. Mommy would never think of telling me to get off the couch.
AGE: approximately 15 years old
WEIGHT: about 24 lbs
BREED: full-blooded Attention Hound... ok - American Cocker Spaniel
FAVORITE COLOR: black and white, silly
FAVORITE FOOD: Pup-Pizza treats and Eukanuba Senior food
IDEAL MATE: who cares - I'm fixed... although I didn't know I was broken
IDEAL EVENING: sitting on Mommy's lap on the sofa, getting my belly rubbed,
farting, eating whatever Mommy's eating, drinking coffee (extra sugar and cream), and
following Mommy up to bed, jumping up, and snoring for the entire night. oddly enough,
this is strangely similar to Jeff's Ideal Evening.
FAVORITE MUSICIANS: Stevie Ray Vaughan and Daddy
LIFE'S AMBITION: to get as much attention as constantly as possible
HEARTWARMING ANECDOTE: I was abused as a puppy and dumped with my sister at the
SPCA. Daddy found me just before they were going to put me to sleep. In return, I follow
mommy around and breathe on people. I also growl at my own daddy.
Here's Mark with Dumbo the Spaniel
Cocker Spaniel Adoption Center
