@1998 Kim McFarland - used by permission

Why we're all going to hell

Here I present a bunch of current links, proving conclusively that we're not long for this planet.

also see

DateLinkthe proof
6/01/01 Words that will trigger Echelon I liked George Carlin's list better...
5/28/01 Worldwide Spy Network Eevealed The details on Echelon
5/19/01 Anonymity takes a D.C. Hit Congresscritter introduces legislation to ban anonymous access on federally funded computers
5/18/01 What Sorts of info is collected about you? read this
5/11/01 McVeigh may fight execution based on thousands of documents that the FBI accidentally withheld from his defense team
  Court rules fetus a `person' Bye-bye abortion
5/10/01 Internet Privacy Dilemma a very good analysis
  Gas prices are INSANE don't you think they could be eased by removing the harsh taxes? Yeah, right.
5/06/01 Timothy McVeigh - WHY? Read it... maybe he's not quite as crazy as you think.
5/05/01 Docs show FBI web surveillance Carnivore and its friends are having a blast
5/04/01 May is Victims of Pornography Month Let's call up some republicans and burn some books!
5/02/01 DNA collected by police contains info about the health of the suspect....
  Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2000 Read what you DIDN'T read about.
4/27/01 Scientology critic convicted only anti-abortionists can get away with this, bud.
4/25/01 The French are coming? French Bureaucrats want to tax US as low-tax nation
  Cyber-crime treaty enters home stretch Council of Europe plays NSA on us
  Congress debates protecting unborn Those who assault pregnant women face 2nd charge... another shot at abortion
4/24/01 Big Blue=Big Brother IBM shows off face-scanning database scenario
  Exxon Profits up 44% Strangely enough, so are the prices at the pump
4/22/01 US on alert for Smallpox terror $343 Million spent on vaccine - just in case?
4/21/01 School Newspapers Censored Free Speech? What's that?
4/19/01 Will Big Brother Track You by Cel Phone? Phones and GPSs are nice, but `they know where you are'
4/17/01 Federal Websites Track Users despite policy that bans this & NASA doesn't know how many sites it has
4/14/01 S. Africa to Rule on AIDS Drugs Bad arguments on all sides
4/13/01 Bill seeks ID chip in CA cats, dogs Go ahead and laugh.. it's your turn next (we need to implant politicians)
4/12/01 Railroad agrees to stop genetic testing Used it to get out of workman's comp claims
  Cincinnati declares state of emergency And a curfew - more rioting
  Text of letter to China "We're sorry your pilot was an idiot"
4/10/01 Cato Blasts Waco Report "not supported by the factual evidence."
  Israeli Rabbi calls on God to annihilate Arabs Thereby gaining moral parity with the PLO
4/09/01 Did Stolen Virus Cause Epidemic? A vial of Foot and Mouth `went missing' a month before the outbreak
  Rabbi Arrested on Sex Charges Demands Parity with Priests
4/07/01 FCC and the words you can't say... Amazing that a branch of gov't that deals with frequency spectrum can tell us what we can and can't say
  ATF Tracks suspect with GPS device Chilling... are you next?
4/05/01 UK Public Cameras to come to US? yeah, but you can see who's in your favorite restaurant
  Children's Internet Protection Act 1st Amendment be damned!!
  Congress Eyes Net Sales Taxes hmm.. how can we get our hands on MORE of your money?
  The privacy wars are over - you lost Now pay attention to those Opt Out notices
  Hackers Accessed 155 Federal Computers LAST YEAR, it was revealed by a review
4/04/01 Rise in viruses within emails ...outpacing growth of email
  U.S. anti-missile laser passes critical test Hey, can these things shoot down UFOs too?
4/02/01 Gorbachev's new world order Wonder how much THIS is going to cost us.
  MS to offer free trail version of Office XP for only $9.99 shipping and handling
4/01/01 Medical Records Privacy at Risk Insurance co's want to sell your medical history to marketers.
US Church Burns Harry Potter Books Pearl Jam, Black Sabbath, Disney Videos not safe
3/30/01 Secret Service Raids E-Gold "We're only investigating," ... all computers and records seized.
  HUGE security hole in IN 5.5 includes link for MS patch
  When Reporting Becomes Testifying One of Wired News writers is being subpoenaed
  All Your Data Belongs to Microsoft .NET strategy will `securely' store ALL of your information.
  Why You Should NOT Enable File Sharing The NetBIOS HOLE in Windows that hackers can use
  Gas Prices, Drivers' Ire Jump yet the FTC says that their investigation showed no foul play
  George W. Bush - polluter of the free world "scientists had yet to make a compelling case for global warming"


People are Soooooo STUPID
Satan's Handmaiden

DateLinkthe proof
6/2/01 Christian Guerillas tape Gay Days They sent 2 guys to Disney to videotape
5/10/01 Stupid People Pages you have to see this!
4/13/01 2nd Bug Bomb Explosion Damages everything except the cockroaches
4/4/01 Few surfers block Web-tracking 'cookies' Seven out of one thousand..


Why We're All Going to Hell, Lite - those small things that tell us we're on our way
Satan's Party Planner
DateLinkthe proof
6/01/01 DoS Attacks Revenge on the Script Kiddies - excellent article
5/29/01 NT is High Risk to Insure One insurer charging 5-15% more to insure web systems that use Microsoft NT
  Record Payola Scandal 2001 Record companies paying stations again/still
5/16/01 1950 FBI Document - UFO recovered 3 Saucers, 9 Bodies in New Mexico
  July 7, 1947 UFOs seen For 12 days around time of Roswell
5/14/01 Supreme Court nixes medical marijuana The stuff works - since when should a gov't be allowed to say what you can and can't put in your body?
5/13/01 Blair to knight Clinton? Then they'll marry.
5/11/01 How McCain, Congress, and the NSA doing you. Net taxes, Echelon
5/11/01 What they don't know about you Bad info available about you.
  Anti Spam bill hits roadblock The House doesn't have your interests at heart.
  Businessmen hope to clone Dracula Please....
5/10/01 America may halt UN payment Let's just offer to ship the UN somewhere free of charge
  Chinese pelt US basketball team with bottles Why don't we just nuke them - that will teach them some manners.
5/07/01 NSA uncovers Pentagon cyber-attacks Gee, maybe they need Carnivore!
5/06/01 Religious Right affects tech slump Slowdown extends to adult industry
5/05/01 Rock and Roll and ICBMs? Jeff "Skunk" Baxter played for the Doobie Brothers and the government.
  Hacker Nation Good overview of hacking
5/03/01 God diagnosed bipolar Hmm......
5/02/01 DVD Decoder is Terrorware Gov't likens it to software that could crash airplanes. Right.
  China now has our technology The downing of the plane was a technology transfer.
5/01/01 Radio's Bully How Clear Channel is helping to kill radio
  SF to pay for sex changes Dammit, I want hair plugs then.
  Does Congress read email? guess....
4/26/01 Oregon approves warrant-less eavesdropping "restriction is a burden because they don't always have time to get warrants as those cases develop"- poor things
4/25/01 Hacking 101 we can teach a monkey to hack in a few hours
4/22/01 FBI Rejected Spy Warning 2 years before agent's arrest!
4/19/01 Britain to Ban Human Cloning U.S. Declares War on Drugs!
  Carnivore Gets Boost Justice officials likely to call for continuing 'Carnivore'
4/18/01 NJ Girl Stopped from Signing Administrators couldn't explain how it was creating a safety problem though
4/17/01 Miss Israel to wear bulletproof dress to Miss Universe beauty pageant
4/13/01 Toddlers to be frisked at White House egg roll Secret Service checking for stun guns
4/12/01 Hate Groups to View Tolerance Ads And everyone will live happily ever after
  Software license agreements Read it, I dare you.
4/10/01 Xerox Bans Windows XP Beta Caused 3 major network outages in El Segundo office
  3-D Web Surfing But of course you'll need more horsepower.
4/9/01 Man Dumpes Waste into Salad Bars Oh, the Roughage!
4/7/01 5th Graders Swapped Sex for Soda In my day, you at least had to buy dinner
4/6/01 Monkey's head transplanted to other monkey This might explain Jesse Helms
  Tourist strikes Liberty Bell with Hammer Tourist Fails I.Q. Test
4/5/01 MTV Apologizes for covering 2 women in feces during taping of "Dude, This Sucks."
3/30/01 New Phone Service: Coke Waiting You will soon be able to purchase a Coke with your cel phone
  Maryland's Death-Row Geeks Death-Row inmates are getting laptops and legal software


Neat stuff I found on the web today - I use most of this stuff

DateLinkthe proof
5/14/01 FreeAmp Free mp3 player
5/11/01 Winamp Title Bar a MUST HAVE if you use Winamp. Puts Winamp controls in title bar of active window
5/04/01 Winamp 2.75 The famous, free MP3 player
  Filebox Right-click file management solution
  Hexaline Free VST chorus plugin
  Quartz Studio free multitrack computer digital recording
  Zone Alarm update to great free firewall
  Ruby scans CDRs and catalogs them in a database
4/23/01 MicroKit- create drum tracks and render them to WAV
  MusicCity Morpheus Post Napster/Gnutella search
4/18/01 Opera 5.10 A really fast, free browser - I use it
  AceHTML 4 Freeware Another free HTML editor
4/17/01 CoffeeCup Free web page maker for the web-impaired
4/16/01 17 handwriting fonts great fun
4/10/01 Ad-Aware 4.6 Spyware Checker - latest version
4/5/01 Power Archiver 2001 free WinZip clone!
4/4/01 NoteTab light very good freeware text editor/Notepad replacement
  Ping Checker great, full-featured graphic ping replacement
  Check and Get 1.9 checks web sites to see if they've been updated
  X-Setup excellent Windows customizer
3/30/01 Bit Bop Tuner Too Cool - plug in your favorite artists and it finds streams, also records
Microsoft IE 5.5 fix fix the LATEST hole in Internet Explorer
  Copernic 2000 5 really good metasearch engine
  1stPage great HTML editor for all skill levels


Things that Might Be Keeping Us out of Hell
DateLinkthe proof
5/18/01 a good LoveLetter worm? This one uses all sorts of terms to trigger the Echelon snooping system
5/16/01 AOL Time Warner has to use AOL mail Live by the sword....
5/13/01 Helms Talks Tough about China Wow, he finally makes sense.
  Backdoor Boys to split? We can only hope
5/07/01 Borderless Browser Being developed to thwart gov't restriction and prying.
5/06/01 UFO Disclosure Project Wed 5/9 Real Audio conference with 20 high-level witnesses
5/01/01 Weakest Link Ratings Fading Who would have thought????
  Puppy Dumper gets year in jail Dumped 11 puppies in a trash dumpster - 5 survived.
4/22/01 DEA's computer pulled by Amtrak Allowed DEA to check on all ticketing info
4/22/01 REM Guitarist Arrested It's a shame they can't get him for his playing
  Deodorant Sparks Hotel Evacuation Now if they can only rig it to sense perfume too
4/19/01 Morissette on Sour Note with Label They must've actually LISTENED to her caterwauling
4/17/01 Spielberg Leaves Scouts Exits board because of discrimination against gays (they don't like atheists either, Steve)
4/16/01 Lone Gun Spam Hunters Very interesting article on spam
  White Backlash in Cincinnati Whites burn down Wal-Mart?
4/14/01 4/5 Teens Say Taxes Too High Hmmm... maybe we're not as doomed...
4/13/01 Bush Supports Med-Privacy Business-friendly president comes out on our side
  Privacy Advocates Publicize Echelon ACLU takes out full page ad in NY Times + New Yorker
  Man Indicted in Road Rage Case Faces up to 3 years for killing the driver's dog
4/10/01 White House Rejects Jesse Jackson's China Mediation Offer ...suggests he stick with `domestic affairs'
4/10/01 Rosie O'Donnell leaving her show God loves us and so does the NRA

Satan's Gallery

Some of the people on the payroll of the guy with the pointy stick

What, you don't see the horns???
Satan's Recruiter
I am NOT an adulterer
Satan's Court Jester
Satan's Boy Toys
Satan's Boy Toys
Satan's Ho
Satan's Dirty Girl
Satan's Marketing Guru
Head of Marketing
anyone for gingham?
Satan's Tablecloth Designer
never mind
Satan's Fashion Consultant
Who says there are no Jews in the White House?
Satan's New Political Consultant
Admit it, you listen
Satan's (and my) Favorite DJ
Nuclear Fish
Satan's Musical Comics

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