(from Fidonet) Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: All of them. One to volunteer to do it and the rest to go "me too"! Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It can't be done unless someone else writes a GUI program to help them do it Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It can't be done. They're all too busy trying to trade you Satan for AOHell, or getting you to teach them how to hack. Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: One. But it's pretty hard to find the one intelligent enough to do it. Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Use Icepick Q: How many AOLers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hey, let's make fun of Prodigy users for once, okay? Q: How many Prodigy users does it take to change a light bulb? A: It can't be done, they're all too busy spamming newsgroups with phone sex ads